Hey girlies.
Xoxo.
That's a Secret I'll never tell
Hey girlies.
Xoxo.
Ahhhh. Okay so it’s that time of the….time again. To write my mysterious blog since it is I, the mysterious blogger, who is able to enthrall you with my latest update of my not so daily life. Yes, I’m dead every other day! Such a bummer cause I miss some of my television shows! So I’ve decided to take a stand; no more tv for me. For example, I’m here wasting my time entertaining you people when I could be out doing other productive things. For crying out loud, anything else would be better than this.
OH! I know what exciting things we can talk about!!! I do realize of course there will be no “talking about” cause number one, we’re not talking and number two you’re not part of the discussion! Moving on, my point was that,…,
Forget about that.
I’ve noticed (yes, I’m among you people. Be afraid, be very afraid) that some new topics have arisen since my last… encounter… with you people. I don’t even know why the hell I’m wasting my time (again) keeping an eye on your activities, when I could be bonding with the idiot box. Yes, THE idiot box. Screw you.
For instance, Valentine’s Day… I hope you girls have something planned soon…
Come on, girls! Show those losers that girls can have as much (more) fun without them.
I say go for a bonfire! AHA! I bet you didn’t know about this lil’ bonfire huh? Don’t you just feel SO left out? I know I don’t. Like, yeah cause I know about it…..DUH! *….* I’m literally dotting. SERIOUSLY! Why won’t you believe me! WHY cruel world!
On to more serious things, I have also… overheard something being said about moi identity. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeassseeee. If I was that easy to figure out I would be like, not blogging mysteriously. It would just be like a normal blog. Like you people. So not mysterious at all. So not original. I feel ashamed just reading your NON-blogs.
I like horses. =D
Only mysterious people (like me) can like things as such.
Be jealous. Be extremely jealous.
Even if you DID like horses, your horse can never beat MY awesome horse cuz it’s waaayyyy horse-ier than anything out there!!!
Don’t believe me? Well, duh’. You’re jealous. You can’t believe me and be jealous at the same time. It just doesn’t work that way. It just doesn’t.
What the’f’
I’ll be leaving you now my darlings. To the Isle of Inisfree!!!
You know you love me,
XOXO,
Mysterious Blogger.